me to the next old white guy i see:

[ferryboatpeak]

tell me all about rory mcilroy, but definitely not because i am in any way considering writing fic in which he shoves niall up against a country club wall and expertly undoes the buckle of his trim blue golf shorts

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[mandralyne]

Deadspin is a bit of a trashy sports tabloid but here https://deadspin.com/search?q=rory%20mcilroy

Less trashy, more informational http://www.sportsnet.ca/search/?s=rory+mcilroy

eta: Why not McHoran for the shipname?