me to the next old white guy i see:

[ferryboatpeak]

tell me all about rory mcilroy, but definitely not because i am in any way considering writing fic in which he shoves niall up against a country club wall and expertly undoes the buckle of his trim blue golf shorts

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[ferryboatpeak]

look i know i've been screaming about this all day in one forum or another, but look at rory's FACE. that is the face of a man who is looking at niall's hand in his pocket and thinking he could slide his hand in there instead. the face of a man who wants to tackle niall into a bunker. the face of a man who's calculating how quickly he can get both of their fancy belts unthreaded.

[saysthemagpie]

PLEASE WRITE THIS I AM BEGGING YOU

[mandralyne]

Deadspin is a bit of a trashy sports tabloid but here https://deadspin.com/search?q=rory%20mcilroy

Less trashy, more informational http://www.sportsnet.ca/search/?s=rory+mcilroy

eta: Why not McHoran for the shipname?

[foalz]

These two love a good golf date... the fic writes itself tbh!

[rainbowslinky]

literally every picture i've ever seen of rory looking at niall when niall isn't looking back is just rory's I WANT YOU face and it is....a lot.