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ferryboatpeakHi, hello, today this post prompted me to dash off this anon (which owes all credit to Maddy, the originator of the theory that there is an extensive Harley Weir photo set of nudes that Harry is dying to leak), and I realized too late that there is more to be said on the topic of dark Harley's presumed pink water nudes.
Namely, I believe with all my heart that Harry has a large-format photobook of said nudes, tastefully covered in black leather, and that he was too busy to actually put the photobook together so he made Jeff come up with several layout options for Harry to choose from, a task which was pretty standard for Help Me Jeffery and yet also extremely awkward.
I believe that said black leather photobook lives under Harry's bedside table for easy access. I also firmly believe that after the Brits or whatever other London-based awards show the funkirk boys FINALLY FUCKING REUNITE FOR they all end up at Harry's place (obviously superior to Tom's drama school flophouse or Fionn's modest flat) and Barry shamelessly snoops and discovers it.
Barry would immediately buttonhole Jack to come check it out, and Jack would text Aneurin that there's something in Harry's bedroom he has to see and the three of them would page through the photobook absolutely cackling at the sight of Harry climbing out of the pink garbage flower water bare ass naked. Tom comes along eventually and halfheartedly tries to convince them that this is invasive and rude, but his persuasiveness is impaired by how he's discreetly craning his neck to see over Barry's shoulder.
Meanwhile Fionn has been left alone with Harry for what he feels is an unacceptably long amount of time (insofar as it has consisted of any time at all), and he convinces Harry they should go look for the others, who of course are found sprawled on Harry's bed perusing his nudes. Jack and Barry unapologetically drag Harry, Tom is completely embarrassed, and Fionn uses the uproar as cover to sneak out and call a car. Harry is unfazed ("Oh, that old thing?"), because of course he's secretly dying for his artsy nudes to be discovered and admired. Which Tom is more than happy to do after the others all clear out, the end.
Namely, I believe with all my heart that Harry has a large-format photobook of said nudes, tastefully covered in black leather, and that he was too busy to actually put the photobook together so he made Jeff come up with several layout options for Harry to choose from, a task which was pretty standard for Help Me Jeffery and yet also extremely awkward.
I believe that said black leather photobook lives under Harry's bedside table for easy access. I also firmly believe that after the Brits or whatever other London-based awards show the funkirk boys FINALLY FUCKING REUNITE FOR they all end up at Harry's place (obviously superior to Tom's drama school flophouse or Fionn's modest flat) and Barry shamelessly snoops and discovers it.
Barry would immediately buttonhole Jack to come check it out, and Jack would text Aneurin that there's something in Harry's bedroom he has to see and the three of them would page through the photobook absolutely cackling at the sight of Harry climbing out of the pink garbage flower water bare ass naked. Tom comes along eventually and halfheartedly tries to convince them that this is invasive and rude, but his persuasiveness is impaired by how he's discreetly craning his neck to see over Barry's shoulder.
Meanwhile Fionn has been left alone with Harry for what he feels is an unacceptably long amount of time (insofar as it has consisted of any time at all), and he convinces Harry they should go look for the others, who of course are found sprawled on Harry's bed perusing his nudes. Jack and Barry unapologetically drag Harry, Tom is completely embarrassed, and Fionn uses the uproar as cover to sneak out and call a car. Harry is unfazed ("Oh, that old thing?"), because of course he's secretly dying for his artsy nudes to be discovered and admired. Which Tom is more than happy to do after the others all clear out, the end.
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Date: 2018-01-12 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2018-01-13 02:33 am (UTC)also, does barry steal his favorite pic for a keepsake? and tom finds out and tells him off (but like, nicely) and then a week later tom gets a shitty photocopy of said nude in the mail from barry.
oh, i bet barry mails one to fionn too, just to fuck with fionn. fionn burns it.
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Date: 2018-01-15 04:16 am (UTC)"you really want to?" harry asks cautiously, and when tom says yes, yes he does, harry positively lights up. he runs back to his bedroom to get it (probably trips on at least one stair) and curls up next to tom on the couch and tom pages through the book and really studies each photo, touching them lightly and asking serious questions about lighting and whether the water was cold and how harry Felt. (Partly because he's actually interested and partly because he can tell it's making harry happy and partly because focusing solely on artistic merit is his best shot at not getting hard.)
When he gets to the end he closes the cover gently and exhales with a whoosh because that was Kind Of A Lot, and harry gingerly takes the book out of his hands and slides it onto the coffee table and climbs into tom's lap, and pretty soon tom finds out that harry's ass looks even better when it doesn't have wet flower petals stuck to it.
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Date: 2018-01-15 12:55 pm (UTC)